Contact Me!

Bitch, moan, complain...tell me I'm awesome...send me free shit...I don't care what you do with my contact information. Which is really just an email. Which is really kind of just a waste of an entire page but WHAT.EVER. Maybe one day I'll buy a PO Box and you can send stuff there. Until then, hit up the email and if you're sending me cool stuff (or even not cool stuff- I just like getting mail) via snail mail I'll get you the address.